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On drug reimportation from Canada: "My ultimate goal is to use that to cause that system to collapse." – Sen. David Vitter, R-Louisiana
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“What I don’t know is why the president can’t produce a birth certificate. I don’t know anybody else who can’t produce one. I think that’s a legitimate question." – U.S. Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Missouri
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"I’ve gone after criminals, and I’m going to go after the government, who is taking our money with the same attitude as criminals." – Republican Senate candidate Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire
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[President Obama] "has a deep-seated hatred for white people…I’m not saying that he doesn’t like white people. This guy is, I believe, a racist." – Glenn Beck, FOXNews
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Sen. David Vitter said, "My ultimate goal is to use that to cause that system to collapse."

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“If we can’t have affordable health care, then nobody can!”

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Rep. Roy Blunt said, "What I don’t know is why the president can’t produce a birth certificate. I don’t know anybody else who can’t produce one. I think that’s a legitimate question."

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“I’ll subscribe to any right-wing conspiracy theory, even from the birthers, so long as it helps get me elected.”

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Kelly Ayotte said: "I’ve gone after criminals, and I’m going to go after the government, who is taking our money with the same attitude as criminals."

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“I loved federal funding as New Hampshire’s attorney general, but bashing the government is the standard fallback for any Republican candidate.”

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Glenn Beck said: [President Obama] "has a deep-seated hatred for white people…I’m not saying that he doesn’t like white people. This guy is, I believe, a racist."

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“ERROR. No Translation Available For Statements This Crazy.”

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